The Kingdom of Womble 9644 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.675 billion Womble 9644ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The strong Womble 9644ian economy, worth 236 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 41,626 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 268,285 per year while the poor average 2,609, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 9644's national animal is the parrot, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Womble 9644 is ranked 237,235^th in the world and 10,876^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.